(Dials 911) Hello, I would like to report a 109 year old in my room.
Officer: Describe him.
Bella: Well, he's really hot, and "wants" to drink my blood, and really hot, and sparkles in the day, and really hot, and likes drinking bunny blood and he's really hot and really romantic.
Officer: Come again?
Bella: He's really hot, and looks like diamonds under the sun, and really hot, and is a pedophile, and really hot, and a creepy 109 virgin, and really h-
Officer: I think I've heard enough. Next time don't prank call 911.
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